Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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