he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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