Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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