Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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