I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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