i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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