i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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