No period for spring break; use this wisely.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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