There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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