Swine flu. Run for my life!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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