hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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