That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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