just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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