We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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