I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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