never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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