I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Green mimosas i think yes
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
