come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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