Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
why is half of my head shaved?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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