what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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