did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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