Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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