Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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