Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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