after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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