I wish I could teleport
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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