We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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