Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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