My girlfriend figured out who you are.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Randomize
