Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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