youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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