I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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