You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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