Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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