You really coming over, don't trick.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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