You're completely useless in the revolution.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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