This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
