they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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