I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Randomize