i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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