It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
