whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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