Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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