arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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