I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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