Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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