That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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