chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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