I cockslap morals
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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