You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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