Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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